|UFO recovery seems to be a new part of Kurama's mission|
Coming to the rescue of the conspiracy-theory-challenged is the InOtherNewz.com website, with a story usually reserved for the prologue of a new Godzilla movie:
“I can report with complete accuracy that Navy divers from the destroyer JS Kurama have brought up a substantial piece of the wrecked UFO,” he said. “Both civilian and military engineers took part in recovering the piece. It is now safely aboard the JS Kurama, which is the ship being used by the Japanese Navy for its salvage efforts.”Man, I cannot wait to see what they've come up with - this should be really good!