I am currently in Des Moines for work, and going back home tomorrow. Instead of taking myself out to the nice-but-pricey restaurant I had been considering, I went to Half-Price Books in West Des Moines to see what they might have.
I found THIS:
...for THIS price:
Made of win, I tell you. Definitely.
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